Batchocula!!!

What a great Bat-Tee to arrive in the mail yesterday! This shirt sports a bat's head in the front, and the bat wings on the back. I am in love with this Bat_Tee. And it's only appropriate that this tee was purchased on e-bay by my beloved fiancee, Kate! Honey, if I happen to die before you, I want you to have me buried in this bat-tee!

For some reason, I decided it was a good idea to pose for this picture with a box of the Breakfast of Goth's: Count Chocula (part of this nutritious breakfast!). I don't know why, it just seemed like a good idea...

Thank you, Sugarbear!

Very Batty with Fruit on my Head

The newest bat-tee comes from Blair Warner in Peekskill, NY. She sends along the message, "Enjoy the new bat-tee. In exchange for this, I'd love to see you post a video of your best Carmen Miranda impression! Love xoxoxoxo, Blair."

Well thanks, Blair, for the cool bat-tee! I will wear it proudly! As far as posting a video, though, I 'm afraid I haven't yet mastered that skill. However, I have a photo of me in your shirt doing the Carmen Miranda thing. Here you go!

I know everyone else is itching to send along a bat-tee to me. I hope you decide to scratch that itch and send one along today!

Bitchin' New Bat Tee!

This bitchin' bat tee was courtesy of my fiancee, Kate. She bought it on e-bay from some person is West Virginia. It depicts the legendary horror schlockmeister Vincent Price, and of course, a giant bat. I'm also sporting a bitchin' new haircut that I got from the Korean Hair Salon next to where I work. ("Oh, you have a grey hairs!" my stylist said. Her tip got cut in half...) That bitchin' cat in my arm is Sysy Sproodles. He digs my new bat shirt too! Thanks, Honey!

Everyone else: Keep those bat shirts coming!

Batty FAQ's

Questions, so many questions have been pouring in worldwide on the launching of this blog. I shall attempt to address some of these right now:

Q: Why should I send you a t-shirt with a bat on it? (Heywood Jablomie, Gulfport MS)
A: Because I have decided to collect t-shirts with bats on them. And if you send me one, I'll post a picture of myself wearing it right here on this blog. And it won't just be a picture of me with in a shirt; I guaruntee every picture will be unique, with me doing something different, strange, and/or wacky.

Q: Why bats? (Jack Inghoff, Jonesboro, KY)
A: Because bats amuse me. I used to hang out in cemetaries at dusk and watch the bats come out to play. Maybe I just goth or emo or something like that. I don't know. Only my shrink knows for sure.

Q: What's in it for me? (Colin McRappy, Howell, NJ)
A: The sheer joy that one receives when making someone happy through giving. All religions can agree on that, right? Plus, I'll mention you (unless you prefer to stay anonymous) on this blog, which is read by millions and millions worldwide.

Q: What size shirt do you wear? (Billy Bitchykakes, Dublin, Ireland)
A: I normally wear a Large, or an X-tra Large, but I've been known to fit in a Medium. If you send me a Small, I'll wear it too. It'll just accentuate my musculature. If you send me a juvenile size, that's okay too. I have a one year-old daughter that is availble to pose wearing it, if need be. Dog bat tees are okay too, as I have a pug.

Q: Are you crazy, or on drugs? (Buster McThunderstick, Fresno, CA)
A: Neither. And both.

Q: Is it okay if the shirt is not brand new? (Sheila Likadarodeo, Guam)
A: No problem. I'm all about recycling. I will gladly accept used bat t-shirts. If it comes out of the package seeming the slightest bit skanky, I'll just toss it in the washing machine before I pose in it.

Q: I have a Led Zepplin III T-shirt (you know, the one with the blimp...) that has bloodstains from someone that may or may not have been involved in a brutal murder. Can I send that shirt to you? (O. Simpson, Coral Gables, FL)
A: Hey, Led Zepplin was a great band, but none of their shirts had any bats on them. So no, I'm afraid I'm going to have to decline your offer. Perhaps there's someone out there who has a "Sendmeazepplintee" blog. I'd totally Google it if I were you.

Q: Where do I send this bat shirt? (Inga Van Joost, Norway)
A: My adress is listed on the header above, but just to repeat myself, you can send all bat t-shirts to the following:
Drewcifer
1124 Country Court
Lawrenceville, GA 30044
USA

That's all the time I have for now. I'll post some more FAQ's in the near future, along with pictures of me in bat t-shirts!

Two Bat Shirts!

Both of these shirts were donated by my Mom.

The first one is a Miller Lite shirt from what I presume was Halloween. For fun, that's a monkey on my shoulder.

The second one is a red long-sleeved affair with the Bacardi logo. That's me, flexing my guns in my bat t-shirt. Sorry, ladies...I'm happily taken.

Thanks for the shirts, Mom! Now to the rest of the world: Send me shirts with bats on them! My address is listed above. Any style, and any type of bat will be happily accepted, photographed, and documented right here on this page! Thanks in advance!

Drewcifer